Backfire

True story.

Bombardier Beetle

It was probably radioactive.

Bermuda Triangle

The neighbors may start to wonder why their kids are missing and perhaps calling them from different nations asking if they could pick them up and bring some clothes.

Pinocchio's Nightmares

One of his greatest fears, woodpeckers.

Wizard Trials

There's probably a good reason you rarely hear or read about wizard trials.

Kool-Aid in Space

And that's why NASA chose Tang over Kool-Aid, because a kick in a glass is better than a hole in the spacecraft.

Disappointment

In other words, I try not to set my expectations very high.